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Sunday, February 21st, 2010
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1. If you're on my friends list, I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other. Short & sweet or long and detailed, all is good.
2. Comment here with your answers & repost the questionnaire on your own journal.
01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
05) Favorite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
09) Worst Habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What color eyes do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
26) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
27) Do you believe in ghosts?
28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29) Do you swear a lot?
30) Biggest pet peeve?
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
33) Favourite and least favourite food?
34) Do you believe in God?
35) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
36) Favourite band(s) of ALL time:
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Monday, August 25th, 2008
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so i didn't even realize that livejournal had a messaging center.... but it does. and here is the very first message i got (in eight years):
"hey
from [info]kevencadeaux
hello im a submissive man looking for a mistress to be worshipped and pampered.
i hva come across your page and thought that you might be the right woman to controll my life.
tell me what u think and i ll do what u want.if u want i wont eat, drink or even think.
i m very obedient and will buy whatever you want since your a woman.
looking forward to your reply"
WEIRD
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Wednesday, October 24th, 2007
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sooo if anyone is interested, our frisbee team put out a (nude) 2008 calendar. they're $10 and will help us pay for things like tournaments and all the costs that we incur for said tournaments. even though it's a nude calendar, it's not sexy or anything - just fun! there are i believe 7 ladies and 4 men who dropped trou for this, so show some encouragement!!
if you still wanna help the team out but don't want naked pictures of people, we're also selling discs for $10 each.
p.s. i'm not in it - i don't sell for only $10 ;)
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One for the ladies,
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
"What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed.
The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out
of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I
mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I
sit on the sofa and fart.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th
wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and
said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have
one wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands. The man
wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh...immediately he
turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy!
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A PRAYER....
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
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Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
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Thursday, June 22nd, 2006
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i don't actually know why i'm putting this up.
it's from one of those damned forwarding emails from karen at work. it was actually sent ages ago.
but i guess it's kind of cute:
World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy said "No," and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny, and farted whenever she wanted.
The End
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my boss told me he really liked my haircut, which made me smile.
BUT
he also might be going to the 10KLF this year. which makes me hate him. i really want to go.
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soooooo basically gosia cut all of my hair off tonight. it was soo very long and i've been saying for months (and really, i mean months) that i have to cut it, and tonight i guess was the final round. it's been so hot lately, almost unbearable, and only for a few days, so i knew that i just had to do it. and i told her it would be easier to accept if someone just cut it short for me and i'd be forced into having it short. and so, when we got back to my house after drinking wine on the beach, she told me to turn around and snip snip snip she went. i actually don't like it at all right now, but i figure after i go to the hairdresser's (which i've only really done a handful of times, and only once was an actual cut) tomorrow, i'll like it better. oh well. hair grows back.
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oh. and. i decided i wanted to embark on a creative endeavour this summer, hopefully with nathan &/or sophia. i really want to be writing writing writing a lot, creatively and otherwise. and in the end i'd like to be able to have some sort of lovely compilation of such works to look back on fondly (and possibly even sell to make some well needed money?).
and this weekend i'm determined to hit the garment district. yesterday i had a terrible urge to buy buy buy lots of cute sun dresses and pretty skirts. maybe saturday before the wedding i'm going to i will be able to go. or maybe tomorrow afternoon since i only work until 12. i want to go to a museum, too. i've been to the mfa loads of times, but have never been to the gardener museum. i think i'll also consider that. if i do go, i'll have to try to get passes from the library since they're free.
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my little sister left the following note propped against the toaster this morning:
half of my poptart got stuck.
pls help the fat kid out.
♥ kim
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ack. i'm so embarrassed i have drama to report, but i do.
so there's this gigantic tree in my neighbor's yard that seems to be the new home for a ridiculous amount of bees. kinda dangerous. and to top it all off, my sister juli is allergic to bees, so we were concerned about their presence. we talked to my neighbor to see if it was okay if we called someone to do something about it, and he told us he would do it tonight, as they are all buzzing and flying around like crazy during the day. i get back in the house and my sister asks, "oh, great, what am i supposed to do?" and i say, "well, there's nothing anyone can do about it right now." and she FREAKS OUT. like, FREAKS THE FUCK OUT. and shouts, "YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING BITCH! I HATE YOUR ATTITUDE!" even though i was just stating the obvious - no one can do anything about a ridiculous swarm of bees during the day like this, but it will be taken care of by nightfall. and she starts ranting about how i moved back home and now i think i own the house and blah blah blah. i swear that she says she's bipolar just to live life the way she wants to. anytime anyone says anything that doesn't directly benefit her in any way, she hates them and promptly responds with major bitch attitude, but transferring that attitude on the person she's yelling at as though they started it all.
man, this is going to be such a fun summer.
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so last night: nothing short of spectacular. i had a truly amazing time, even though our seats sucked (balcony at the garden=nosebleeds, ear popping, and fear of certain death due to plummeting down the aisles, no lie). i heard the show on thursday sucked, and maybe we'll hear rumors of the same about last night, but i had an amazing time. and i didn't pay for a thing - my cousins were very good to me :) we didn't eat dinner because we didn't want to miss anything (and we did miss a bit of eddie's pre-show playing). my morning jacket opened up (these fellas are going to be at bonnaroo!), and i enjoyed them. and i guess i danced those crazy hippie dances of doom - my cousin said i looked like eddie dancing, and that me, my boyfriend & eddie could start some crazy dancing group. oh, she also swore that he pointed and waved to me two times. i'm going to trust her. she's in love with eddie and was definitely paying attention. me? i was totally swaying and being a complete happy fool, and i wouldn't be surprised if i was moving so much he couldn't help but notice me. and i'm okay with that.
then to the boy's house for scrabble & boggle with his parents at one in the morning. i got to bed at three (at my own house, of course - sleepovers are strictly prohibited there, especially since daniel had an afterprom party and everyone was in the basement, leaving matthew's room all to himself that night - we totally wouldn't be trusted up there alone). and i got up all by myself at 7 for work. don't ask how that happened. in fact, don't ask how i'm awake and functioning right now. let's just say coffee is god. oh and i'm only working until 12 so the incentive to go home and shag my boyfriend like crazy is just ridiculous.
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really tired today. i drove in complete silence to work this morning. i just didn't even think about putting a cd in or turning on the radio. i did spend a lot of time thinking in general, over crappy stuff i hate to think about. i'm going to see pearl jam tonight. i wanted to surprise him by buying tickets to string cheese incident (they're coming to nyc in july and i really would like to go), but i don't think i'm going to - he'll just have to take time off from work (when he gets work) and i know he can't do that. plus, we'd have to stay overnight in nyc since the latest bus leaves at 11:30. very sad. oh well. i guess it's for the best.
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i feel like such a jerk when i complain that my gpa is now a 3.749, but B's are infiltrating my transcript like you would not believe. and i do NOT like it one bit.
in other news, my summer work schedule is out! and boy oh boy is it one exciting motherfucker:
mondays - OFF
tuesdays - 8-5
wednesdays 8-5
thursdays 8-5
fridays - 8-12
can you say four day weekends ALL SUMMER LONG? yeah. i'm pretty fucking psyched. oh, and i turn 21 on a friday. raspberry vodka lemonades by the pool all day long are already on the agenda. hah, who am i kidding? that's going to go down all summer long, not just on my birthday. maybe i'll do something kinky to spice it up a little bit - raspberry vodka lemonades naked by the pool all day long - birthday suit on your birthday sounds about right. so i'm a dork. i'm okay with it.
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i can never get over this ever-lingering urge to want to say i love you.
i find it incredible how meaningful a single face can be.
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ok scratch that measly $100 from the record. turns out my car blew a fucking head gasket. now, i don't know much about cars at all, but i do know that that will cost me about five hundred times more than the car is even worth.
so if you need me, i'll be the one crying hysterically for the rest of the day.
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i am ready to throw in the towel. my car is going to cost $100 more than i was prepared to pay - and i can't even afford the initial amount. the only reason i authorized it was because my car will overheat otherwise - and i need a car for the summer. and i can't afford to buy a new one, especially not since i'll only be using it until the end of summer. so it's a necessity. which makes me bitching about it seem dumb. at least to me. therefore, i am miserable over it.
on top of that, i didn't do so well on my lab final (even though my teacher is a nice guy, he doesn't teach to prepare us for the types of questions he asks, which is very frustrating because i am an A student. i don't think i'm a snob for saying it - it's fact. i am a good student. i am a good student.), and i'm stressing over the rest of the work i have left for this week. it's not that overwhelming, but it's enough to make even little problems put me over the edge.
to make matters wonderfully worse, i only got a little over three hours of sleep last night because i couldn't fall asleep until 3. i had to be up for 6:30 so amanda could come pick me up for our 8 o'clock final. i shouldn't have drank that coffee last night. especially since i feel that i'm getting an ulcer. my stomach is such a wreck right now i can't handle it.
oh, and we need to finalize getting-to-bonnaroo plans. more money. i'm thrilled. just when i had a specific plan to get out of debt, everything piles piles piles up on me now. finals week. thanks, life. you really know how to make a girl smile.
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i guess i'm not so important as to have anything to say since last week. had a good time in new hampshire, as well as in maine. saw the roots on thursday, had lunch with two fine gents (christian & alexander) on friday, and enjoyed a frisbee tournament this weekend in maine at colby. slept in a tent in the freezing cold. got a splinter on saturday night that i only just removed minutes ago. i cried and was feeling down this weekend more than usual, but it was all resolved because as much as i complain about him, my darling boyfriend is really quite fabulous.
oh and it looks like chances are high that i will be living in eaton next year! since becca has a double & no roommate yet for next year, we're going to request each other. i hope it works out :)
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